FIFA 23 Ultimate Team is right around the corner and that means you don’t have long to make the biggest decision of the year. What will you name your FIFA 23 Ultimate Team.
EA Sports only give players one chance to select their name, so you should make sure it’s a goodun’.
Thankfully, we’ve taken out some of the hard work for you by pulling together a comprehensive list of creative, funny and rude Ultimate Team names. Read on for everything you need to know, including why you might be best avoiding a FIFA Name Generator.
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If you don’t fancy using one of our hilarious pre-prepared FUT Club name ideas further down (seriously we’ve got 201 how many more options do you need), you can always try to use a name generator. We see players searching for these every year when the new FIFA title rolls around.
Truthfully though, name generators can be pretty rubbish, normally just spitting out random animals/colours and so forth into a hodgepodge of nonsense. Even the proper name generators we have found this year are geared more towards NFL Fantasy Football Team names and not anything remotely associated with ‘proper’ football (Read: Soccer for our American readers).
So, whilst you could choose to look around aimlessly for a FIFAName Generator, take our word for it, you’re better off sticking to one of the 200+ ideas further down.
Funny and Rude FIFA 23 FUT Club Name Ideas
We’ve scoped out the internet for some golden oldies and funny new additions for this years FIFA 23 Funny Club Name ideas. There are also a few rude ones included for those who feel so inclined. If you can’t find a name to use for your Ultimate Team in this list of 201 names, then god help you.
You might be thinking ‘where’s that hilarious one I saw on my Fantasy Football’ – well, remember that FUT club names are capped at 15 characters, so there are plenty more names we had to ditch to meet the character limit. At one point we had over 400+ but had to cut it right back to include only those which would have been onver the 15 character limit.
Don’t worry though, we’ll endeavor to keep this updated with more names as we spot them. For now though, here’s a list of 201 Funny FUT Club Names you can use in FIFA 23:
- ABCDE FC
- 2 Goals 1 Cup
- AC Me Rollin
- Ansu FUTi
- AntAndBecks
- AS Pirin
- Aston Vanilla
- Ayew Ready
- Ayew Serious
- Babylon FC
- Back of the Net
- Bacuna Matata
- Baines on toast
- Baked Baines
- Bakers Dozen
- Barca Loner
- Bayern Bru
- Bayern Maiden
- Bébé on Board
- BenTekkers
- Bilbao Baggins
- Blind Beavers
- Blink 1 Eto’o
- Blues Balls
- Boca Seniors
- Bony and Clyne
- Boom Xhaka-laka
- Borussia Teeth
- Breaking Ba
- Brian Munich
- Bunch of Punts
- Cabaye My Lover
- Call me Bebé
- CamavingaBoys
- Can’t Toulouse
- Cereal Killers
- Cesc Pistols
- Cheeky Naldos
- Chicken Kiev
- Choking Hazard
- Citizen Kane
- Class on grass
- Cleverley Dunne
- Club Foot
- Cream Tea FC
- Crouch Potato
- Crystal Phallus
- CtrlAltDefeat
- De Gea Bar
- Delph & Safety
- Dirty Sanchez
- Doesn’t Mata
- Dolly Barton
- DonnarumAndCoke
- Dream Killers
- Dukes of Hazard
- Dyslexia Untied
- Egg Fried Reus
- Enter Shaqiri
- Fabregassed
- Fake Madrid
- Farcelona
- Fatzio
- FC Bantalona
- FC Bath-a-loner
- FC Copenbadly
- FC Portaloo
- Fer Fuchs Ake
- FIFAFoFum
- For Evra Young
- For Fuchs Ake
- For Fuchs Sake
- Game of Stones
- Goal Stones
- Goals Aloud
- Going Toulouse
- GotNoKalou
- Hammer Time
- Hardly Athletic
- Haz To Be Eden
- Hazard Lights
- Hazardous
- HGV Eindhoven
- Howard Webb FC
- Ibracadabra
- Inter Row Z
- It Doesn’t Mata
- It Is Howedes
- Ivory Toasts
- Juans the Mata
- Juventarse
- Kalvindaloo
- Kante Lose
- Kanye West Ham
- Kenny Kick it
- KhediraPinDrop
- Kick The Ball
- Kingslayers XI
- Klose Call
- Kroos Control
- Krul Intentions
- Krul to be Kind
- Lads on Touré
- Lady Yaya
- Lahmageddon
- Lallana Del Rey
- Largentina
- LeaveMyArcelona
- Liverfull
- Load o Ballacks
- LSD Eindhoven
- Mane on Fire
- ManYou FC
- Martial Law
- McPudlians
- Mean Goals
- Mean Machine
- Mee FC
- Michu Michu Man
- Mitchachu
- Monstars
- Muller Reus
- My Little Bony
- My Little Kone
- Neighmar
- Never Wok Alone
- Nice to Michu
- Ninja Skrtels
- No Kane No Gain
- Not Got a Kalou
- Obi-Wan Iwobi
- Ospina Colada
- Out on Bale
- Outer Milan
- Own Goal
- Part Vole
- Pass and Move
- Pepe Pig
- Pique Blinders
- Pique Boo
- PMT Eindhoven
- Port Bale
- Port Fail
- Puncheon Judy
- Purple Reina
- Ra Ra Rasputin
- Rafacakes
- Rafalation
- Raising Kane
- Rapid Viagra
- Real Ale Madrid
- Real Mackay
- Real Madras
- Real Sociable
- Real sosobad
- RealAle Madrid
- Reus Krispies
- Rice Rice Baby
- Rice Rice Bebe
- RiceRiceBaby
- Robben em Blind
- Run The Kewells
- Rusty Nail
- Saka potatoes
- Salt and Pepe
- Scared Hitless
- Scholes’ Toes
- ShowMeTheMane
- Silva Lining
- SlideIntoMyCDMs
- Son of a Pitch
- Sonic Huth
- Sons of Mothers
- Sons of Pitches
- Soup-A-Stars
- Sterling Job
- Sterling Silva
- Surreal Madrid
- Tea & Busquets
- Teflon Don’s
- Tekkerslovakia
- Texas Oldham
- The Kouyate Kid
- The Soldados
- The Vardy Boys
- The Wenger Boys
- The Zarate Kid
- Tinchy Sneijder
- Toon barmy
- Turkish De Ligt
- Two’s Kompany
- Unreal Madrid
- Untouchables
- Van Pipsqueak
- Vanilla Weiss
- Vaz Tê Mata
- VictorMosesLawn
- WhoAteAllDepays
- Wigan Pathetic
- Xhaka Khan
- You Got Pards
That’s it, a whopping 201 funny club name ideas for FIFA 23 Ultimate Team. We’ll be sure to add more funny names as we spot them, but make sure to look out for more guides and tips closer to launch.
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